Tee Bee Dee Delicious is a Goblin Rogue CutPurse

1st Level Goblin Rogue

Description:

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Male Goblin Rogue (Cutpurse) 1
CN Small Humanoid (goblinoid)
Init +5; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +3


Defense

AC 11, touch 11, flat-footed 11 (+1 size)
hp 9 (1d8+1)
Fort +1, Ref +7, Will -1

Offense

Speed 15 ft.
Melee Hook hand -6 (1d3/x2) and
   Horsechopper +2 (1d8+1/x3) and
   Rapier -2 (1d4+1/18-20/x2) and
   Unarmed strike +2 (1d2+1/x2)
Ranged Heavy crossbow +6 (1d8/19-20/x2)
Special Attacks sneak attack +1d6

Statistics

Str 13, Dex 20, Con 12, Int 14, Wis 9, Cha 10
Base Atk +0; CMB +0; CMD 10
Feats Additional Traits, Mounted Combat (1/round), Skill Focus (Sleight of Hand)
Traits Armor Expert, Black Sheep – Titus Scarnetti (Sleight of Hand), Militia Veteran (any town or village) (Ride), Rich Parents
Flaws Inattentive, Slow
Skills Acrobatics +5 (-3 jump), Disable Device +7, Escape Artist +9, Fly +7, Handle Animal +1, Intimidate +4, Perception +3, Profession (miner) +3, Ride +10, Sense Motive +3, Sleight of Hand +13, Stealth +13, Use Magic Device +4; Racial Modifiers measure the mark
Languages Elven, Gnome, Goblin
Combat Gear Caltrops; Other Gear Heavy crossbow, Hook hand, Horsechopper, Rapier, Backpack, masterwork (empty), Trespasser’s boot, 5 GP, 2 SP

Special Abilities

Armor Expert -1 Armor check penalty.
Darkvision (60 feet) You can see in the dark (black and white vision only).
Measure the Mark (Ex) Learn target’s Perception result before pick pocket. Bluff check to go undetected if back out.
Mounted Combat (1/round) Once per round you can attempt to negate a hit to your mount in combat.
Sneak Attack +1d6 +1d6 damage if you flank your target or your target is flat-footed.

so my name used to be something else. I cant say what it was because its spooky and superstious am I. So hows I get me name. I tells ya the story?see my granny Party Freelips was about as famous as a goblin can get (in a good way) she was involved in a lot of capers and at one point crashed in that big circus disaster from before I was born. So, she had all this money sees, and all my relatives (about 623 0f us) were clamoring for her attention to be in her will, and you know what the ole bitch loved it and made each one of us work hard to get her love.and sees I knew she loves me most, but had to make sure I was taken care of. Well one day when she was laying Bong Bong the Godling with her old bitty friends me snuck a look at her last will and I was in there I was for about 50GP! And I was shocked, well toward the end I saw a section tiled MY MOST PRIZED possesion and I knew I was running out of time so I skipped ahead to who was going to read it and it said :Shall Go To: TBD. TBD, that meant it coulda been anyone and after all this work so this si what I did..I got some real pretty poisons and I poisins my granny at night, then I goes and legally changed my name to TBD. Thats right?I TBD so when her will was read and it looks like no ones going to get her prized possesion I stands up and jumped on my chair screamin “it’s me oh granny thanks you and curse your sould for dying without me loving you back” So, they have no choice but to give me my reward. And what do you imagine it is? Jewlery? NO, Houses? No it is none other than her own pet riding gecko. Now that gecko was a mean bitch, just likes Granny so I name the old girl Granny Green Eyes and here she is?she still as mean a cornered naga in the morning, but she loves me and ive come to love her back.

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Bio:

so my name used to be something else. I cant say what it was because its spooky and superstious am I. So hows I get me name. I tells ya the story?see my granny Party Freelips was about as famous as a goblin can get (in a good way) she was involved in a lot of capers and at one point crashed in that big circus disaster from before I was born. So, she had all this money sees, and all my relatives (about 623 0f us) were clamoring for her attention to be in her will, and you know what the ole bitch loved it and made each one of us work hard to get her love.and sees I knew she loves me most, but had to make sure I was taken care of. Well one day when she was laying Bong Bong the Godling with her old bitty friends me snuck a look at her last will and I was in there I was for about 50GP! And I was shocked, well toward the end I saw a section tiled MY MOST PRIZED possesion and I knew I was running out of time so I skipped ahead to who was going to read it and it said :Shall Go To: TBD. TBD, that meant it coulda been anyone and after all this work so this si what I did..I got some real pretty poisons and I poisins my granny at night, then I goes and legally changed my name to TBD. Thats right?I TBD so when her will was read and it looks like no ones going to get her prized possesion I stands up and jumped on my chair screamin “it’s me oh granny thanks you and curse your sould for dying without me loving you back” So, they have no choice but to give me my reward. And what do you imagine it is? Jewlery? NO, Houses? No it is none other than her own pet riding gecko. Now that gecko was a mean bitch, just likes Granny so I name the old girl Granny Green Eyes and here she is?she still as mean a cornered naga in the morning, but she loves me and ive come to love her back.

Tee Bee Dee Delicious is a Goblin Rogue CutPurse

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